Twelve readers? I just noticed that my new blog has twelve readers. That's the number in the tiny box at the bottom of the righthand column. Sadly enough, I think that one of those followers is me. It reminds me of when they show the President of The United States going into the voting booth on election day and duh, you so know who he's going to vote for right? Himself, of course, because every vote counts. It's a little bit pathetic though when it comes to blogging.
It would be fair to assume that if my blog were ever to be nominated for an award, then hell yes I'd vote for it. I mean, who's going to stop me? The Punctuation Police? Well, maybe if there were Punctuation Police then they might stop me because I'm pretty easy and free with semicolons, commas and periods. Typos are another common violation. I don't know if typos are in the Punctuation Police's jurisdiction but if they are then I'm going to have to keep an eye on my rearview mirror just in case they're lurking.
This post really wasn't to meant to tempt you to report me to The Man, it was intended as more of a, "Hey, let's all rally and bring that 12 up to a 100! We can do it!" That's what I'm sayin' here. My mother would want you to do it and she's old and uses a walker and it would make her so happy if my little YouFace interweb thing had lots of followers.